oh apparently i got a lot of asks during my 1 year unannounced disappearance, but tumblr did not see fit to inform me of any of them 

im sorry i love all you all ;___; 

i needed to leave everything for a while so i did

and now i’m slightly better and ready to face the world again

imma guess xuxamie isn’t really uft

just 

testing the waters uft

i come back on neopets bc potential plot

then xuxamie is uft

im

I GOT INTO THE AG AGAIN /crying I MIGHT HAVE MONEY 

oh nope codestone

no money

Art Gallery Features: 2/?

aroostotle:

people hoping daily dare is canceled on the neoboards

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿

(via neopianlyfe)

my porn blog has a follower

/eyeballs

EDIT: THIS IS MY 3000TH POST

I HAVE ASPIRATIONS AND GLORY 

what has my life come to

oh its http://www.edenfantasys.com/ :D

I DID IT 
i can’t resist 50% off coupons okay
still hem-hawing over the more expensive rabbits (when else am i going to get a $120 vibe for $60 hrfffffffffffffffff)

I DID IT 

i can’t resist 50% off coupons okay

still hem-hawing over the more expensive rabbits (when else am i going to get a $120 vibe for $60 hrfffffffffffffffff)

larniking asked: no now you have to tell us how you melted it

okay it’s pretty stupid tbh

it was like the middle of the night and i was really tired and horny and hungry so i decided to cook some noodles (this is at like.. 2 am? ish?) 

and i guess i was trying to multitask because i brought the vibe into the kitchen with me and started set it down and started boiling water and getting stuff out of the fridge

guess where i put the vibe down

and that’s the story of how i accidentally half-melted my butterfly vibe

spacefaeries:

lewdlittlelarnikins:

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really? :o i’ve had mine for 4 years now! i also got the sexy bunny one about a year ago, it’s pretty quiet, but a little big. i got the yellow toyfriend too which turned out to be way too big and really loud, so whatever you do, don’t buy that one. The Ellove seems to be getting “quiet” reviews, but it’s $95

yeah basically i was an idiot and melted it so i dont talk about that anymore /sob 

eek, yeah, i’m hoping under 60 for anything, i don’t exactly have a budget |D

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pinkieberrytart:

re-designing my lovely lady Stegea a bit. I don’t feel like finishing the flowers atm but when I do I might enter this in the BC but we’ll see

pinkieberrytart:

re-designing my lovely lady Stegea a bit. I don’t feel like finishing the flowers atm but when I do I might enter this in the BC but we’ll see

usulbow:

thlrdeye:

I drew my mutant xweetok, Didelphis traditionally
done with markers, a ballpoint pen and liquid paper
hope you guys like!!

Ahh, I sold you the Transmog potion! (this is editing) I love that you drew him all mutant and awesome looking. And that I accidentally came across it on the tag. I love this!!! (:

usulbow:

thlrdeye:

I drew my mutant xweetok, Didelphis traditionally

done with markers, a ballpoint pen and liquid paper

hope you guys like!!

Ahh, I sold you the Transmog potion! (this is editing) I love that you drew him all mutant and awesome looking. And that I accidentally came across it on the tag. I love this!!! (:

(Source: zchizm, via doughnuthime)